This and That

Hey all! well, this Post is going to be a collection of things I have been sent and told about this past week. The first is the neatest website I have seen in a long time. I have spent hours on it laughing and staring in awe at my computer screen. What website could do this to me? It is called Microwavecam.com. These people have put just about every thing (pluse some I'm sure) kid has wanted to put in a microwave but every mother said "Not in mine you're not!" They didn't just do it and tell about it. They have video taped it! It is so cool! My two favorites are the soap and gold leaf. They create amazing results. Don't take my word for it. Go and check it out for yourself!

Now for a few things that have been sent to me. The first is a poem I recieved from My Aunt. It doesn't just pertain to New HAmpshire, it can pertain to any cold area.

Subject: Ah NH

New Hampshire
It's winter in New Hampshire
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love New Hampshire
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut .
Yes , the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave New Hampshire
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!

The second thing I would like to share was sent to me over the email list "Good Clean Funny List." it is a website that will send you an email every week day that has a good clean joke. I don't always understand them all, but many I do. THis is one that since I live in south I found quite funny. There are people I have seen and met that would fit into this discription.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...

The finance committee refuses to provide funds for thepurchase of a chandelier because none of the members knowshow to play one.

People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whetherthe two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used tocatch 'em.

When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take upthe offering," five guys and two women stand up.

Opening day of deer season is recognized as an officialchurch holiday.

A member of the church requests to be buried in his4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a holeit couldn't get out of." (Love it!)

The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."

In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven lastnames in the church directory.

People think "rapture" is what you get when you liftsomething too heavy.

The baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized "Wheeling" washtub.

The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with thelogo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

The collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.

Instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call.

The minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.

The communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink."

Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too.

The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come backnow, Ya hear."

Received from Larry.

So yeah...thats all for now, I have more for tomorrow but I think I've made a long enough entry as it is! Tell me what you think of this stuff! I love to have feedback. The more feed back the more posting...